In the dimly lit, wood-paneled halls of a decaying Staten Island mansion, four vampires have spent the last few hundred years doing... well, not much. What We Do in the Shadows
"Guys, you’ve gotta try the written exam," Colin said, his voice a monotone drone of pure ecstasy. "I’ve been in there for four hours explaining the nuances of parallel parking regulations to the proctor. I think I’ve actually drained the life force out of the entire building. The guy in the back hasn't moved in forty minutes." What We Do in the Shadows Season 1 Complete 720...
A truce between the vampires and local werewolves is tested; Colin Robinson finds romance with an emotional vampire. Manhattan Night Club In the dimly lit, wood-paneled halls of a
The 10-episode inaugural season follows the vampires as they prepare for a visit from Baron Afanas (Doug Jones), an ancient master from the "Old Country" who expects they have already conquered the New World. Key storylines include: "The Contest" (Episode 4), where the vampires engage
"Look into my eyes, you delightful man of law," Laszlo droned. "You see a dashing aristocrat with a penchant for topiary and a perfectly legal right to operate a motorized carriage."